Eurovision Song Contest 2022 – Latvia – Citi Zēni “Eat Your Salad” – Video Reaction

On this road to Eurovision Song Contest 2022 in Turin, I’m reacting to Citi Zēni’s song – Eat Your Salad – from Latvia 2022.

This year’s song from Latvia for Eurovision Song Contest 2022 is a funky, fun and sexy song with a very important couple of messages: salad is not the only thing on Citi Zēni’s menu, and we need to do more to save our Planet… because there is NO Planet B!

A scream of pure straight-macho-sexyness…which we LIKE because it does not sound aggressive or offensive. 

Do I think this song can make them win Eurovision Song Contest 2022? …Ehm….nope! But it undoubtedly is a very cool song!

Enjoy the video, and do share your thoughts with us!

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Sing along with Citi Zēni

Eat Your Salad

Instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy

I like them both fresh, like them both juicy

I ride my bicycle to work instead of a car

All of my groceries are divided by weight and stored in glass jars

Got my reusable bag, that’s swag

My flex, my flag

Zero waste, that is my jam

Save fuel and sell your truck

The karma comes for free and so does luck

All aboard – the green Titanic

Let’s sail the world and then cruise the Atlantic

No ice in the way, no need to panic

All the signs are there, let’s go organic

Oh, when you eat your veggies

Baby, think of me

Little kitty, don’t you know that

Being green is cool

Know that being green is hot

It’s hot

Being green is cool

It’s cool

Eat your salad, save the planet,

Being green is sexy as fuck

Being green is hot

It’s hot

Being green is cool

It’s cool

Eat your salad, save the planet

Being green is sexy as you

Ring, ring, God damn, it’s an exam, let’s go

Get your trash can, no backup plan and sort through it

Bend over, then jiggle that peach

You’re recycling while I’m loving those cheeks. That’s sweet

I’m a beast instead of a killer, forget the hot dogs. What

Because my sausage is bigger

Three, two, one – all the girls go eco

If you want your man’s tongue longer than a gecko’s

Oh, when you eat your veggies

Baby, think of me

Little kitty, don’t you know that

Being green is cool

Know that being green is hot

It’s hot

Being green is cool

It’s cool

Eat your salad, save the planet

Being green is sexy as fuck

Being green is hot

It’s hot

Being green is cool

It’s cool

Eat your salad, save the planet

Being green is sexy as you

Know that being green is hot

It’s hot

Being green is cool

It’s cool

Eat your salad, save the planet

Being green is sexy as fuck

Being green is hot

It’s hot

Being green is cool

It’s cool

Eat your salad, save the planet

Being green is sexy ass

Know that being green is hot

It’s hot

Being green is cool

It’s cool

Eat your salad, save the planet

Being green is sexy as fuck

Being green is hot

It’s hot

Being green is cool

It’s cool

Eat your salad, save the planet

Being green is sexy as you