It is all because of the gays if Los Angeles is burning!
Breaking News: Gays Blamed for Wildfires in LA—Again! 🔥🌈
Oh, Mary, grab your fans because this is too much! According to a so-called “expert” (and we use that term loosely), the gays are apparently the reason for the wildfires scorching Los Angeles. Yes, really. Seems like we’ve moved on from being blamed for hurricanes and economic downturns to now setting California ablaze!
It’s giving Desperate Housewives meets The Da Vinci Code, and frankly, we’re howling.
“The Gays Did It” – A Tired Old Tune 🎶
Apparently, when life gets tough, people still find it easier to blame queer folks than, you know, actual causes like climate change, deforestation, or poor urban planning. But sure, let’s all believe that gays sipping oat milk lattes on Santa Monica Boulevard are summoning wildfires with ...